An Open Letter to The PhoneBook Man

Dear Phonebook Man,
We here at theHIVE appreciate your tireless efforts to increase our communities connectivity by providing us with your wonderful directories. However, this morning there were 6 phone books on the front desk. For future reference, one phonebook is more than enough. Thus we kindly ask the discontinuance of your services.

For your own information, we here at theHIVE are on the cutting edge of NEW and EXCITING TECHNOLOGIES – therefore we feel it is our duty to inform you of an amazing new communication tool called “the Internet” that replaces almost all written directories. Some people say its a fad but we are positive it’s here to stay!
Regards,
TheHIVE